Previous Page
  • 23 Jan 2011 13:41:01

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How tall are you?

In person, no one should ask this question, because they can see how tall I am. On the internet, this never came up, but it's still the most frequently asked question. So I decided to answer it. Since everyone uses different units, I will use standard SI definitions. My height is approximately equal to 62.2 times the distance traveled by the radiation emitted in a transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of 133Cs before its next period. Apparently this atom should be at rest and freezing, which probably I'd rather not be.

2. How come you're so awesome?

The quota for annoying idiots seemed obviously full, so I had I no choice but to try something different.

3. What do you do when you're not busy herding goats?

I proudly make the world's hackiest shell scripts.

4. What do you do when you are busy herding goats?

Not work on my Ph.D. thesis.

        (__)               __(^^)              /   /    (__)      / PhD  \  (oO)     /|  /---^^---/     / | /| daid  ||    *  || ||------||
Next pageNext page